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(原标题:57.A Prospective Horse Buyer)


  Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord', and stop is 'Hallelujah"'.

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  "I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I've never heard of anything like this." Mounting the horse, he said skeptically, " Praise the Lord." The horse began to trot. He repeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic, he yelled "Hallelujah", and they came to a stop a foot from the edge. verywen.com


  Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "Praise the Lord!"

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  (1) prospective adj.预期的;可能的 www.verywen.com


  (2) preacher n.传教者 非常苹果彩票


  (3) impress v.给予强烈影响;留下深刻印象

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  (4) respond v.有反应

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  (5) Praise the Lord感谢上帝

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  (6) Hallelujah哈里路亚(赞美上帝之语) 内容来自非常苹果彩票


  (7) skeptically adv.怀疑地

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  (8) trot v.小跑 verywen.com


  (9) gallop n.疾驰;飞奔 内容来自非常苹果彩票


  (10) dead adv.完全地;绝对地

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  (11) dead ahead正前方 verywen.com


Exercises:

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根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

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  ① The preacher decided to sell his horse to buy another. 本文来自非常苹果彩票网


  ② The buyer liked the horse at his first glance.

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  ③ The buyer didn't believe what the preacher had said. 非常苹果彩票


  ④) Suddenly the buyer saw a deep river ahead. copyright verywen.com


  ⑤ The buyer shouldn't have said "Praise the Lord" when they came to a stop at the edge of the cliff.

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57.欲买马之人

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  传教士决定卖掉他的马。一位欲买马之人看中了这匹马,但传教士说:“我必须警告你----他只懂‘教堂语言’。走是‘感谢上帝’,停是‘哈里路亚’。” 内容来自非常苹果彩票


  “我一生都在同马打交道,”买马之人说,“这样的事我还是头一次听到。”他跨上马,将信将疑地说:“感谢上帝。”马开始小跑。他重复说“感谢上帝”,马开始飞奔起来。突然买马者看到前面是一个悬崖。他吓坏了,匆忙喊道:“哈里路亚。”他们在离悬崖只有一英尺的地方停了下来。

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  买马之人擦了擦额头上的汗珠,说道:“感谢上帝!” 本文来自非常苹果彩票网


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